Nine Scary Books/Movies I Would Love To Read/Watch But Won't
(because I'm too chicken)
I am honestly the biggest sook when it comes to anything scary. I shy away from Horror movies at the slightest mention of gore and even attempt to hide behind my giant popcorn at the theater if there happens to be scary trailers prior to my intended movie. Below I've illlustrated a few of the reasons I will not be picking these up anytime soon.
House Of Leaves by Mark Z. Danielewski
While the premise is interesting, I know it will mess with my mind, and the mind is a delicate thing you know.
Haunted by Chuck Palahniuk
While I'm sure a great writer, Chuck manages to create things I wouldn't even dream could be written about (I read one of the shorts from 'Haunted' as a teen; 'Guts'. Typically it was one of those things that went around high-school and lets just say masturbation stories gone wrong aren't my jam)
The Omen by David Seltzer
I would like to have children one day and not be paranoid about them.
Pet Semetary/ Cujo/ Stephen King in General
I have animals and would like to not be paranoid about them. Also there are a few of his books I wouldn't mind reading but overall...NOPE.
Hannibal Series by Thomas Harris
HELL TO THE NO!